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I need to get some cabinets painted. So, I spent a week taking a propane furnace apart and putting it back together. Many, many times....

I am a remarkable man. During last Friday’s blizzard, I hit myself in the face. With a garden spade. Not everyone could do that. Here’s...

I had a bad toothache last week and it made me think of Ulysses S. Grant. Like it does. My tooth started to ache a little just before...

I was in the middle of an embarrassing situation last week, and I wasn’t the one embarrassed. Man, that felt good. I was headed to a...

I might have discovered the secret of the universe. Or maybe my sister did. Here goes. One of my sisters has lived most of her life in...