"What are you doing tomorrow?” I asked. My wife replied, “I don’t know, nothing special. What do you have in mind?” “I thought we could spend the day moving into a nice condominium, complete with a crack maintenance staff who will keep everything in working order with no help or input from me.” The rest is at: https://brentolson.substack.com/ Don't worry, it's still free.
I went to the doctor last week with about four issues I wanted checked out. I like to store things up, so I don’t feel like I’m wasting anyone’s time. First, I pointed out a thing on the top of my head that my sister said I should get looked at. One glance and my medical professional said, “Yeah, that better come off. I’ll send you to a dermatologist.” “Why?” I asked.
“Just because of where it is, “she said, making a vague gesture towards the top of my head. “Oh,” I said, “y
Memorial Day. I had a friend tell me once that no one does Memorial Day like a small town. I don’t know if that’s true since I've never attended a Memorial Day ceremony in Minneapolis or New York. My guess is that they don’t have a member of the Legion read the names of all the deceased veterans, going back to the Civil War. But they do here. It’s an emotional event every year, but this year I was more emotional than usual. My father received a plaque and certificate for 75 y